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Posted Friday, December 21, 2007 1:30 PM

Obama's 'Hope' is No Match for Meteorological Phenomena

Andrew Romano
CAUSE: The Fog 
 
 
EFFECT: No Obama
 
DAVENPORT, Iowa--Yesterday, he grounded the Hill-A-Copter. Today, he kept Barack Obama from landing in this foggy Mississippi River city, sending his flight back to Chicago and forcing him to cancel his events here and in nearby Coralville.
 
Apparently, Old Man Winter is a John Edwards fan.
 
It's a setback for the Obama campaign, which says it's never had to nix an appearance and needs all the new recruits it can get before the caucuses. Sighs of disappointment sounded throughout Mississippi River Hall when mayor-elect Bill Gluba delivered the  news. "He wanted me to tell you how much he appreciates your support," said Gluba. At the exits, volunteers worked to gather contact info and commitments from the deflated attendees.
 
The press corps, for its part, doesn't seem to mind. One reporter mock-pitched me a blog item: "If Hawaii-Boy Can't Handle the Tough Midwest Winters, How Can He Expect to Handle the Presidency?" "Does he even care about Iowa?" he asked Obama spokeswoman Jen Psaki. Another scribe, who woke up at 5:00 a.m. to file an enterprise piece, took a 40-minute walk along the Mississippi. "This is a godsend," she said. Nearby, a fellow blogger consulted with an Obama staffer about Christmas gifts for the wife. "It's Dec. 21 and I'm in Iowa," said the blogger. "I'm screwed." "Three words: Tiffany dot com," said the staffer.
 
Me, I'm planning to steal some pizza from the traveling press corps. Word is, Obama is now driving from Chicago to Washington, Iowa for what was supposed to be the third and final stop of the day. Let's see if he cares enough about the Hawkeye State to show up for that one.
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Posted By: Andrew Romano (December 23, 2007 at 6:09 AM)

Hey all: I'm absolutely, 100 percent freaking kidding you (and so was the "Hawaii-Boy" reporter). Happy holidays, Andrew


Posted By: Michael Kniat (December 22, 2007 at 6:29 PM)

Does Obama "really" care about Iowa?  Can't he "handle" the tough Midwest winters?  Are you freaking kidding us, Mr. Romano?  Please tell me this isn't a put-on...

I think that, deep down, Senator Obama and his entire entourage would very much like to escape the fate of Buddy Holly, Richie Valens and J.P. Richardson.  After all, it'd be even more difficult for him to campaign in Iowa if he was dead.  Even though he is from Chicago...


Posted By: RuthieM (December 22, 2007 at 4:59 PM)

The tough midwest winters? What does this person think Obama has to handle in Chicago in winter, sun-soaked beaches?  It's the same winters. Brutal. But his pilot isn't stupid, neither should anyone's pilot be stupid.  Mother nature is mother nature and anyone thinking they can win against mother nature, is a dern fool.  Obama '08!