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Posted Friday, January 25, 2008 7:41 AM

Beam Me Up, Denny

Andrew Romano

UPDATE 1.26.08: Hi everyone. This morning, I suddenly remembered that I'd actually had a conversation with the Congressman Kucinich, so I decided to post an addendum. Can't believe I forgot. When other candidates simply sent press releases, Kucinich called me personally. Read about it here.

And then there were three.

In an interview yesterday with the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Ohio Rep. Dennis Kucinich revealed plans to "transition out" of the Democratic presidential race, leaving Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John Edwards and the rest of America to continue ignoring his existence.

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The closest I came to encountering Kucinich on the trail was on the Monday before the New Hampshire primary, when I spotted one of the many "MEET DENNIS KUCINICH AND VIGGO MORTENSEN TODAY" fliers plastered all over Main Street in Concord. "Today" was underlined. It was currently today. There were even four exclamation points. But when I went to the Kucinich campaign headquarters at 2:30--the posted time--all I found was two shlubby staffers staring at a half-eaten buffet spread of mini-bagels and carrots. In the dark.
 
"Oh, right," one said. "That was yesterday." I concluded that the Viggo debacle was either a baroque plot to ensare "Lord of the Rings" fans--or what happens when your campaign has no money, no supporters and no staffers smart enough to put dates on their fliers (or to take them down once "today" has passed).
 
That said, I never expected Kucinich to leave us so soon. Why now? "There is a point at which you just realize that you, look, you accept it, that it isn't going to happen and you move on," he told the Plain Dealer yesterday. But reality never stopped Kucinich before; in 2004, for example, he extended his presidential campaign way past the "isn't going to happen" point--like, into late summer, long after John Kerry had won enough delegates to clinch the nomination.

Sure, Kucinich's unabashedly liberal positions--single-payer health care; immediate withdrawal from NAFTA; a cabinet-level Department of Peace; "fostering a world of international cooperation"--never earned him more than a few points in national surveys. (His unabashedly crazy belief in UFOs probably didn't help.) Yes, Kucinich was reduced in recent weeks to suing NBC (unsuccessfully) for excluding him from debates, launching a recount effort to uncover (non-existent) anti-Kucinich shenanigans* in New Hampshire and filing a (failed) appeal to stay on the ballot in Texas--all of which inevitably distracted the candidate from winning over the thousands upon thousands of voters required to rise from one to two percent in the polls. And it's possible that Kucinich typed "dennis kucinich" into Google Suggest and discovered that more people are searching for "kucinich wife" (1.5 million results) than "kucinich for president" (440,000). It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man, in possession of eyes, must be in want of a stunning British redhead who towers over him and has a pierced tongue (66,000 results). It's tough to compete.

But the truth is probably more pedestrian. Kucinich, who easily won a sixth congressional term in 2004, is now facing four challengers back in Cleveland--and each of them is using his quixotic presidential campaign (and the time it takes away from representing his constituents) as ammunition. Cleveland Councilman Joe Cimperman, Kucinich's main rival, snuck into the congressman's Lakewood office Jan. 3 "with a camera-toting campaign worker to drop off a 'missing' poster mocking Kucinich's presidential travels," according to the Plain Dealer; he's also criticized Kucinich's Hollywood donors (Michael Moore is a fan). Candidate Barbara Ferris went one step further, citing Kucinich's failure to win the Democratic nod as evidence of his inadequacy. "He was unable to achieve anything running for president; he was unable to achieve in 11 years in Congress," she says. Seems like ignoring your district, hobnobbing with Hollywood and losing a lot of primaries isn't the best reelection strategy--and even someone who believes in little green men is practical enough to see that.

* UPDATE: Actually, Kucinich demanded a recount "because of what he says are unexplained disparities between hand-counted ballots and machine-counted ballots and rumors online of counting errors." It was a effort to ensure "public confidence in the integrity of the election process and the election machinery," not to uncover "anti-Kucinich shenanigans." The source I consulted when writing the article was misleading, and I apologize for the error. Thanks to everyone who pointed out the mistake.

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Posted By: democracy42 (January 27, 2008 at 12:22 PM)

I wish those who say they live in Kucinch's district, and think he does a poor job representing them, would please identify themselves as a democrat, republican or independent and also provide some specific examples and the rest of us outside of Ohio can then check this out and verify for ourselves. If they voted for Bush in 2000 and 2004 and are one of the 24% of Americans that approve of Bush's performance, then I'd agree,..Kucinich is not representing your interests by bringing up impeachment.


Posted By: mindful (January 27, 2008 at 8:49 AM)

Sinnick,

what is a prople and how do they vote? Is a prople an alien or UFO that Denny has claimed to see?


Posted By: superdan (January 26, 2008 at 11:00 PM)

It's pretty sad that in America a candidate gets votes in inverse proportion to how much backbone they have (when clinton wins anyway). Kucinich was right, right, right on issue after issue. What's wrong with these journalists? Don't they teach ethics in journalism school anymore? Does Karl Rove have photos of you all with gay prostitutes? What is it? I don't understand, really.


 
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