Here's NEWSWEEK'S Holly Bailey from Boca Raton with a report on last night's Republican snoozefest... or, um, "debate":
Maybe Fred Thompson should have stayed in after all. His droll
one-liners might have enlivened what was one of the flattest
performances yet from a group of GOP
candidates who have done battle on the debate stage 18 times before.
Familiarity is breeding contempt-not among the combatants, but perhaps
among members of the viewing audience.
As the
Democratic field has narrowed to a two-candidate contest, the
back-and-forth has grown more intense, as evidenced by the sharp sticks
Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama poked in each others' eyes last
Monday, during a Martin Luther King Day smackdown in South Carolina.
But the GOP field has remained a bit more fluid. Florida's crucial Republican primary looms on Jan. 29-a vote which may well determine whether Rudy Giuliani can stay in the race, whether John McCain builds on his past victories to establish a serious head of steam heading into Super Tuesday, whether Mitt Romney can muster Southern appeal, and whether Mike Huckabee
has a prayer. But instead of taking sharp aim at one another, the
leading Republican candidates seemed more interested in getting their
licks in against Clinton, too.
If you somehow missed
the first 75 minutes of the debate, broadcast on MSNBC from Florida
Atlantic University in Boca Raton, Fla., thank your lucky stars. Did
anyone try to stand out? Not really. In spite of an attempt at serious
questions about what to do about the struggling economy, the candidates
stuck to their usual talking points, extolling the virtues of tax cuts,
endorsing stimulus plans and cutting spending. Giuliani talked up his
time as mayor of New York City, again; in a guaranteed applause line,
McCain trashed the Bridge to Nowhere-four times to be exact. It felt
like the film Groundhog Day-except for the few mentions of
Florida-centric issues like the National Catastrophic Fund, which
Giuliani supports and the other candidates are slightly iffy on. (Guess
what's going to be the top story in Friday's Florida papers?)
The
most exciting moment in the first half hour? A shot of Florida Gov.
Charlie Crist sitting in the audience. On TV, he was so tan he looked
like an Oompa Loompa.
Read the rest here.